Bush Announces 8-Month Plan To Steal Favorite Desk Lamp
WASHINGTON—With his term in office coming to an end in less than a year, President Bush announced Monday that he will spend the remainder ...
Economic Stimulus Check Burned For Warmth
HELENA, MT—Saying the extra bit of kindling material couldn't have come at a better time, 43-year-old school teacher Tim Donaldson received his...
Bush Determined To Find Warehouse Where Ark Of Covenant Is Stored
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise press conference Monday, President Bush said he will not rest until the warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant, the ...
Bush Defends Deny-Side Economics
WASHINGTON, DC—Fielding questions from reporters at a Tuesday press conference, President Bush defended his adherence to the principles of deny-side economics. "Nope," the president ...
Irrelevant Pop Stars Unite Against Bush
LOS ANGELES—In an effort to motivate Americans to go to the polls on Nov. 2, a coalition of irrelevant pop stars is winding up ...
