Kid With Cancer Hopes To Realize Dream Of Meeting Competent Oncologist
MINNEAPOLIS—Despite visits from Olympic snowboarder Shaun White and film actor Ryan Reynolds, 13-year-old Corey Duthers announced Tuesday...
Nation Hit Hard
NEW YORK—Faced with several tough factors, the nation has once again been hit hard, sources reported Tuesday. "It is unclear whether the...
Area Mom Disappointed No One Noticed Mastectomy
LOUISVILLE, KY—Local resident Joanne Cobb, 43, was disappointed Monday when family members failed to comment on her new mastectomy, which...
Philip Morris: 'Please Talk To Your Cooler Children About Cigarettes'
NEW YORK—Philip Morris, the largest manufacturer of tobacco products in the United States, released the first in a series of television...
Make-A-Wish Recipient Now Wishes Macho Man Randy Savage Would Go Away
PHOENIX—The two-time WWF Champion's unending boasts and product plugs proved "far too intense" for nine-year-old leukemia patient and lifelong fan Tyler Blashock.
