Americans Announce They're Dropping Out Of Presidential Race
WASHINGTON—Intense media coverage of trivial issues, partisan bickering, and the relentless exploitation of 9/11 discouraged Americans from making it to Election Day.
Fred Thompson Fears Presidential Run Will Typecast Him As Politician
WASHINGTON, DC—Veteran character actor and Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson expressed worries to reporters Tuesday that a...
Clinton Blasts Obama For Slamming Edwards Jab
WASHINGTON, DC—Dissent continued to plague the 2008 presidential campaign this week, as Sen. Hillary Clinton had harsh words for Sen. Barack...
Audience Calls Candidates Back On Stage For Debate Encore
MANCHESTER, NH—A sold-out crowd at St. Anselm College refused to leave after the Republican presidential debate came to a close Tuesday,...
Mysterious Congressman Announces Dark Horse Candidacy
WASHINGTON, DC— Earning a distinctive reputation for promoting fiscal responsibility and civil rights, he is currently the only senator who casts votes via flaming arrow.
