Unpopular Kid Having Trouble Fitting In At Home
SCHAUMBURG, IL—Facing an unending string of emotional, verbal, and physical abuses from his peers, sources confirmed Monday that local youth Nathan Meserole is reportedly ...
Boy Scouts To Try Out Single Gay 12-Year-Old Before Making Decision
IRVING, TX—As the organization considers lifting its national ban on gay members, the Boy Scouts of America announced today it would make its final ...
Man Thanks God He's Not Sexually Attracted To Children
TAMPA, FL—Saying his life would be much harder and more complex if it were the case, local accountant Jonathon Farlow, 31, took a private ...
4-Year-Old Shows New Doll The Ropes
BIRMINGHAM, AL—According to sources, local 4-year-old Annie Platt spent much of Tuesday afternoon showing the ropes to her newest toy, a stuffed rag doll ...
Thomas The Tank Engine A Little Uneasy With His Broad Autistic Following
ISLAND OF SODOR—Thomas the Tank Engine told reporters Tuesday that while he's glad trains are a source of fascination and joy for so ...
