Next Week's School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill
WASHINGTON—Following the Senate’s rejection of a bipartisan amendment to expand background checks for gun buyers, the young victims of next week’s school ...
Troubled Democrats To Undergo Party Counseling
Democrats finally admitted they may need help to work out their issues.
New Congressional Power Rankings Oversight Committee Marks Federalization Of Power Rankings
WASHINGTON—The U.S. Congress today announced the formation of the National Power Rankings and Team-Positioning Joint Oversight Committee...
Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn From Future Generations
Congress hopes the Pornographic Media Concealment Act will ensure a lasting, respectable legacy for our nation, unmarred by the massive quantities of filthy porn we ...
Senator Misses Simpler Time When He Could Do Abominable Things In Peace
WASHINGTON—After being targeted by a Senate Ethics Committee probe for engaging in alleged improprieties with a former staffer, Sen. John...
