Terrified FDA Warns Something Making Bananas Black After Several Days
WASHINGTON—The Food and Drug Administration made an emergency announcement Monday to alert all U.
Experts Say Breakfast Now Sixth Most Important Meal Of The Day
WASHINGTON—A new report from the Food and Drug Administration has found that breakfast, once considered the most important meal of the day, has now ...
Man At Very Top Of Food Chain Chooses Bugles
SOUTH BEND, IN—Despite having no natural enemies and belonging to a species that completely dominates its ecosystem, local IT manager Reggie Atkinson opted to ...
Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts
DES MOINES, IA—Only when Steve Gibson started getting enraged by mustard-related issues did he realize he had become entangled in a dense, thickening web ...
Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup
WASHINGTON—"We tried to treat our customers like adults, and they took advantage of our generosity," said Burger King CEO Brian Thomas Swette, who was ...
