Apple Hard At Work Making iPhone Obsolete
CUPERTINO, CA—Only a month after the much-heralded announcement of the iPhone, Apple CEO Steve Jobs confirmed that his engineers were...
Small Businessman Conducts Business On Miniature Golf Course
BURLINGTON, VT—Independent entrepreneur Phil Beenes secured yet another low-three-figure business contract for his four-person commercial...
Executive Reschedules Wife's Birthday For October
ST. LOUIS—Citing crucial budget meetings, the rollout of a seasonal ad blitz, and several can't-miss golf games, Hewlett–Packard...
Employees Still Have No Idea What's Going On After Attending Meeting
BOSTON—The staff of Viacom's regional syndication and licensing division have "absolutely no idea" what is happening with their operations,...
A-Rod Shipped Back To Manufacturer To Fix Mechanical Flaw In Swing
NEW YORK—After noticing a slight, recurring mechanical flaw in its swing that has caused its season average to dip to .275, Yankee officials...
