Trojan Introduces ‘No One’s Pleasure’ Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples

PRINCETON, NJ—Contraceptive manufacturer Trojan unveiled its new line of “No One’s Pleasure” condoms Wednesday, the first prophylactic specifically designed to intensify sexual dissatisfaction ...

Report: Baby Skull Jewelry May Be Linked To Violence

Panelists debate the validity of a new report which claims many decorative baby skulls are obtained by unlawful, inhumane means.

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WASHINGTON—"It's going to be so romantic!" said Brooklyn resident Lydia Simonson, who along with hundreds of thousands of citizens will soon excuse herself ...

Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her

In this episode of 'Raw Justice,' a depraved sex fiend violated his wife's body almost weekly for ten years before finally murdering her.

Woman Married To Fat, Emotionally Distant Vampire Escapes Into 'Twilight' Novels

NEW ORLEANS—"When we were first married, my husband was so dark and mysterious," Sara Pastor said wistfully. "These days though, all he does is ...

Woman Always Really Excited To Be In Whatever Relationship Status She's Currently In

KINGSPORT, TN—"I'm so happy now!" said Ann Castlen, who uttered the same words after her ex first said 'I love you' and when ...

Christian Couple Staying Together For Sake Of God

SANDUSKY, OH—Despite intense unhappiness and an ever-widening emotional rift between them, devout Christian couple Linda and Benjamin...

Powerful 'His And Hers' Towel Lobby Stalls Gay Marriage Legislation

WASHINGTON—Gay rights activists protested the defeat of bill S. 743 Monday, saying that the proposed legislation giving homosexuals the...

Trojan Introduces ‘No One’s Pleasure’ Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples

Report: Baby Skull Jewelry May Be Linked To Violence

20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine's Day

Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex With Wife Thousands Of Times Before Killing Her

Woman Married To Fat, Emotionally Distant Vampire Escapes Into 'Twilight' Novels

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