Everyone Forgets To Bring Swimsuits To Coworker’s Party

'What Are The Odds?' Pasty, Flabby Colleagues Say

ARLINGTON, TX—While gathered for a party at a coworker’s backyard pool Saturday, out-of-shape colleagues at Shuster, Layne & Associates were struck by the coincidence ...

Coworker Who Went To Gym This Morning A Chipper Little Fucker

BROOKLYN, NY—Running his hands through his freshly showered hair while hanging his backpack on the back of his chair, unbearably chipper little motherfucker Dave ...

Sight Of Coworkers' Stupid Fucking Faces Endured Yet Again

WASHINGTON—After a brief two-day reprieve from looking at them day in and day out, Americans across the nation were yet again forced to endure ...

Man Straight-Up Demands To Know How Many Siblings Coworker Has

HARTFORD, CT—Following months of hesitantly tiptoeing around the matter, sources confirmed that local claims adjuster Jeff Sterling today finally “cut the shit” and demanded ...

Weekend Encounter With Coworker Never Acknowledged

LUBBOCK, TX—Despite a pleasant two-minute chat following a chance encounter at a local restaurant over the weekend, coworkers Ned Haines and Rupert Walford greeted ...

Entire Office Unsure What To Do About Bawling Coworker

FINDLAY,OH—The entire office staff of Altman & Hanson Accounting remained utterly baffled as to what, if anything, should be done in response to the ...

World-Weary Sigh Emanates From Next Bathroom Stall

SCHAUMBURG, IL—A deep, drawn-out, world-weary sigh emanated from an occupied bathroom stall at a local office building Monday, witnesses...

Manager Achieves Full Mastery Of Pointless Managerial Jargon

CHARLOTTE, NC—Coworkers knew James Atkins had become a virtuoso of business jargon when he asked the group to participate in a "targeted brainstorm by ...

Everyone Forgets To Bring Swimsuits To Coworker’s Party

'What Are The Odds?' Pasty, Flabby Colleagues Say

Coworker Who Went To Gym This Morning A Chipper Little Fucker

Sight Of Coworkers' Stupid Fucking Faces Endured Yet Again

Man Straight-Up Demands To Know How Many Siblings Coworker Has

Weekend Encounter With Coworker Never Acknowledged

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Entire Office Unsure What To Do About Bawling Coworker

World-Weary Sigh Emanates From Next Bathroom Stall

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