Eco-Conscious Marketing Firm Developing Alternative Sources Of Synergy

PORTLAND, OR—Marketing firm Green Solutions announced Wednesday that it was developing environmentally friendly alternatives to the nonrenewable sources of synergy, global positioning, and blue-sky ...

New Robot Warns When Someone's About To Walk In On You Masturbating

The remarkable, cutting edge TYSO robot uses radio wave technology to notify the user that someone's about to bust in on him while he ...

Amish Teen Spends Entire Rumspringa At Apple Store

PITTSBURGH—Since discovering the electronics retailer by chance at the beginning of his ritual period of experimentation outside the strict regimen of the Amish life ...

Quick-Lube Shop Masters Electronic Record Keeping Six Years Before Medical Industry

KETTERING, OH—A comprehensive digital cataloging system that keeps track of its customers' car maintenance history, oil-change needs, and past fuel-filter replacements puts Karl's ...

Computer Company Started In Garage 30 Years Ago Now In Smaller Garage

CAMBRIDGE, MA—"Had someone told us when we first started that we'd be here today, operating out of a much smaller, somehow less expensive ...

Dad Finally Found In Front Of TVs At Sears

MENTOR, OH–A 24-minute, 10-store dadhunt came to an end Monday, when area father Warren Osmund was found in front of the wall of TV ...

Pocket Electronic-Bible-Verse Database Coveted

FLATWOODS, KY—A local prayer meeting ended in covetousness Saturday, when Marvin Teely, 35, enviously eyed fellow parishioner Janice Hough's Franklin Electronic-Bible-Verse Finder. "Why ...

New Sony In-Utero TV To Entertain Children In The Womb

LOS ANGELES—The entertainment industry is abuzz following the Sony Corporation's unveiling Monday of the Utertron 9000, a state-of-the-art in-utero womb-entertainment system for children ...