Pedophile Nervous For First Day Of School
SEATTLE—"I hope the kids at Hampstead Elementary like me," 37-year-old Howard Dengal said. "It'd be nice to have someone to play with during ...
Superintendent Draws Up 'Dream School Board' Of All-Time Greats
BROWNSVILLE, IN—Peter Geyer passed on legend Frank Caldwell, saying his reputation was more based on mystique when his plane crashed after only one year ...
Only Jewish Kid In Class Asked To Talk About Holocaust Remembrance Day
KIRKLAND, WA—In honor of Holocaust Remembrance Day, 11-year-old Bobby Schwartz, the only Jewish student in Mrs. Yost's fifth grade class,...
Area Senior Suspects Grandchild's Visit Just Some Sort Of Class Assignment
UNIONVILLE, MO—Eugenia Stollis is convinced Toby is getting extra credit for the surprise house call.
Perfect Attendance Credited To Abusive Household
VIROQUA, WI—The staff of Viroqua Middle School credit seventh grader Ben Lohm's perfect attendance to his family, particularly his alcoholic...
