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Miranda July Called Before Congress To Explain Exactly What Her Whole Thing Is 01.21.12

WASHINGTON—Congress convened a special investigative committee this week in an attempt to put to rest questions that have puzzled the nation for much of the past decade, namely what public figure Miranda July's whole thing is, exactly. July—of... more»

Former 'Munsters' Star Butch Patrick To Write Autobiography On Word Processor Bought At Yard Sale 10.22.11

PHILADELPHIA—Butch Patrick, 58, a former child actor who appeared on television's The Munsters, has announced plans to write an autobiography on the word processor he just purchased for $11, yard sale sources confirmed Saturday. Patrick, who ... more»

Actor Sometimes Feels Silly Pretending To Be Someone Else 10.13.11

MALIBU, CA—Calling the process of acting as though you are someone you are not a "pretty ridiculous thing to do," actor Ed Harris, 60, admitted to reporters Tuesday that he frequently feels silly pretending to be another person. more»

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation 09.22.11

RENTON, WA—Local man Paul Campbell confirmed Saturday he was raising his daughter Emma on a variety of media carefully selected to help her cultivate an appreciation for artistic quality, a move that will reportedly put the 12-year-old girl hopelessly out of touch with her generation. more»

Cryojennifer

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.08.12 | TV Listings

CW 8 p.m. EST/7 p.m. CST Tonight: The beautiful but absentminded Cryojennifer completely messes up a sales report at work, makes the mistake of questioning her sister's weight, and burns a meal she cooks for her boyfriend, realizing once again that the o... more»
Meet The Man Inside The Nicolas Cage Costume

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.08.12 | StarFix

Star Fix has an exclusive interview with the man who has enchanted audiences for the last 30 years playing the delightfully wacky, oversized puppet of Nicolas Cage. more»
Report: Watching Episode of 'Downton Abbey' Counts As Reading Book

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.07.12 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON—According to a report from the U.S. Department of Education released Thursday, watching a single episode of the British TV series Downton Abbey is the cultural and educational equivalent of reading an entire book. more»
Your Horoscopes - Week Of February 7, 2012

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.07.12 | Horoscope

Aries The universe, in all its wisdom, has a plan for everyone. Strangely, you're supposed to be the nun who holds up a distributor cap and winks while the Nazis try to start their car. Taurus That person you've been see... more»
Kid Court

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.07.12 | TV Listings

FOX 6 p.m. EST/5 p.m. CST Judge Tommy rules that to recover his money from a crooked car dealer, plaintiff Clark Reynolds first has to kiss a dog's butt. more»
Meet The Press

ISSUE 48•05 | 02.04.12 | TV Listings

NBC 10 a.m. EST/9 a.m. CST David Gregory finally remembers to bring in a framed photograph of his wife and kids to put on the table. more»
Downton Abbey

ISSUE 48•05 | 02.03.12 | TV Listings

PBS 9 p.m. EST/8 p.m. CST The hit British show has to do damage control after last week's episode, in which all the characters referred to the fighting in France as "World War I." more»
Shafts

ISSUE 48•05 | 02.01.12 | TV Listings

Oxygen 11 p.m. EST/10 p.m. CST Special guest George Clooney prattles on about the rainforest for 20 minutes before revealing his trademark grin and whipping it out. more»
Your Horoscopes - Week Of January 31, 2012

ISSUE 48•05 | 01.31.12 | Horoscope

Aries You've got tough row to hoe in front of you this week, which seems like merely a folksy euphemism until you find you've inherited a run-down potato farm. Taurus Conflicts at work and at home are cleared up instantl... more»
Two Men

ISSUE 48•05 | 01.30.12 | TV Listings

CBS 9 p.m. EST/8 p.m. CST With the actor who plays the kid still in his coma, Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher have to make do with what they have, and you know what? It's exactly what the show needed. more»
Screwballs

ISSUE 48•04 | 01.29.12 | TV Listings

ABC Family 7 p.m. EST/6 p.m. CST The gang engages in all the hijinks allowed by ABC Family Worldwide's strict programming guidelines, including a three-second pillow fight and almost dropping a birthday cake. more»
Piers Morgan: The Animated Adventure

ISSUE 48•04 | 01.27.12 | TV Listings

ABC 9 a.m. EST/8 a.m. CST This Saturday morning, Piers sets out on a quest to find the most-talented person in all of Morgania before sitting down for a chatty, yet in-depth interview with cartoon Rob Lowe. more»
Project Runaway

ISSUE 48•04 | 01.25.12 | TV Listings

Lifetime 10 p.m. EST/9 p.m. CST Fourteen-year-old Ashley Fennel is sick of letting her bitch foster mom boss her around and decides to take to the open road. Meanwhile, Jake returns after an unexplained two-week absence, but doesn't want to talk about it... more»
Tyler Perry Expands His Fan Base With New Films About Sassy, Chinese Grandmother

ISSUE 48•04 | 01.25.12 | StarFix

Tyler Perry has signed a $50 million deal to expand his franchise to include films targeted at the world's 1.4 billion Chinese moviegoers. more»
Your Horoscopes - Week Of January 24, 2012

ISSUE 48•04 ISSUE 0• | 01.24.12 | Horoscope

Aries Your death next week will seem inexplicable until people remember the ill-advised 1985 "cross your heart and hope to die" pledge you made to be best friends with Jenny Bosben. Taurus Your fear of pub... more»
Celebrity Career Swap

ISSUE 48•04 | 01.23.12 | TV Listings

ABC 9 p.m. EST/8 p.m. CST No one will trade careers with Avril Lavigne, but Scarlett Johansson and Shaq seem to be having a good time. more»
2011 In Review: Nation Shocked To Find Out Elizabeth Taylor Wasn't Already Dead

ISSUE 48•04 | 01.23.12 | Onion News Network On IFC

As part of the 2011 Year In Review, Tucker remembers Elizabeth Taylor, Amy Winehouse, and Randy Savage. more»
Idiot Man-Child Destroys The Set Of Jeopardy

ISSUE 48•04 | 01.23.12 | Radio News
Where Are They Now?

ISSUE 48•03 | 01.22.12 | TV Listings

ABC 10 p.m. EST/9 p.m. CST This week's episode follows up with our contestants from last week, whom we've checked in with once a week since the show began. more»
Feel Superior Now, Asshole?

ISSUE 48•03 | 01.20.12 | TV Listings

TLC 10 p.m. EST/9 p.m. CST A bride can't fit into her dream dress and an aspiring chef botches his first assignment. But you would like that, wouldn't you? more»
Skippy

ISSUE 48•03 | 01.18.12 | TV Listings

NBC 8 p.m. EST/7 p.m. CST About 25 years too late, Skippy from Family Ties gets his own spin-off show. more»
Justin Timberlake Wins Golden Globe For Funniest Goofball At His Table

ISSUE 48•03 | 01.18.12 | StarFix

Justin Timberlake finally receives the recognition he deserves for being everybody's favorite jokester. more»
Your Horoscopes - Week Of January 17, 2012

ISSUE 48•03 | 01.17.12 | Horoscope

Aries Jupiter rising in your sign is usually an indicator of prosperous ambitions, but when it just keeps coming right at you, it becomes downright terrifying. Taurus You have yet to find a love worthy of your unique aff... more»
How I Met Your Mother

ISSUE 48•03 | 01.16.12 | TV Listings

CBS 8 p.m. EST/7 p.m. CST The narrator's early-onset Alzheimer's leads to the reintroduction of Marshall and Lily. more»
CVS Roadshow

ISSUE 48•02 | 01.15.12 | TV Listings

PBS 9 p.m. EST/8 p.m. CST Store manager Robyn Fisher provides an up-close-and-personal tour of the Destin, FL store, which stacks its Garnier Fructis in a different endcap than the Miramar Beach location. more»

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Miranda July Called Before Congress To Explain Exactly What Her Whole Thing Is 01.21.12

Former 'Munsters' Star Butch Patrick To Write Autobiography On Word Processor Bought At Yard Sale 10.22.11

Actor Sometimes Feels Silly Pretending To Be Someone Else 10.13.11

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation 09.22.11

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Shafts

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Screwballs

Piers Morgan: The Animated Adventure

Project Runaway

Tyler Perry Expands His Fan Base With New Films About Sassy, Chinese Grandmother

Your Horoscopes - Week Of January 24, 2012

Celebrity Career Swap

2011 In Review: Nation Shocked To Find Out Elizabeth Taylor Wasn't Already Dead

Idiot Man-Child Destroys The Set Of Jeopardy

Where Are They Now?

Feel Superior Now, Asshole?

Skippy

Justin Timberlake Wins Golden Globe For Funniest Goofball At His Table

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