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Peewee Football Player Retires To Spend More Time With His Mom And Dad 03.06.11

FERNDALE, MI—After a storied three-month career as the starting running back, the third-string safety, and, when Billy's grandfather died, the punter for peewee football's Ferndale Jets, Jacob Banks, 10, announced Saturday afternoon he was retiring ... more»

How To Play Golf Against The Man Whose Wife You're Banging On The Side 09.23.10

On Today Now!, golf expert Jordan Ritter has some Pro Tips for maintaining a steady swing while hitting the links with your mistress' husband. more»

USDA Recalls 96,000 Pounds Of Tainted Beef From One Family 06.21.10

Officials say a positive E. coli test prompted the recall, affecting the Wharton family's stores of ground beef, beef chuck, and rump roast. more»

Phil Mickelson Reluctantly Uses Golf Club Kids Made For Father's Day Present 06.19.10

PEBBLE BEACH, CA—In an effort to show appreciation for his Father's Day gift, Phil Mickelson, participating in the final round of the U.S. more»

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Peewee Football Player Retires To Spend More Time With His Mom And Dad
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How To Play Golf Against The Man Whose Wife You're Banging On The Side
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USDA Recalls 96,000 Pounds Of Tainted Beef From One Family
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Phil Mickelson Reluctantly Uses Golf Club Kids Made For Father's Day Present

Terrible Father Gets That Promotion

ISSUE 47•41 | 10.15.11 | Newswire

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Hellmann's Heir's Conduct Unbefitting Of Mayonnaise Empire

ISSUE 47•37 | 09.30.11 | Radio News
Family Relieved To Hear Good Grandma Didn't Die

ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 47•36 | 09.09.11 | News in Brief

KEENE, NH—After enduring a temporary moment of heartbreak upon hearing their grandmother had died in her sleep the previous night, children of the Sullivan family told reporters Monday they were immensely relieved to learn it wasn't the good grandma... more»
4-Year-Old’s Optimism Just Making Things Worse For Area Family

ISSUE 47•36 | 09.03.11 | News in Brief

MARION, AR—Though intended to cheer up family members, the unflagging optimism of 4-year-old Shelby Cooper has served only to exacerbate the financial stress her parents have experienced since her father lost his job two years ago, sources reported Monday. more»
Confused Texas Father Forces Son To Hit Ping Pong Ball Through Tire

ISSUE 47•47 | 07.20.11 | Sports Newswire

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Fourth-Grader’s World War II Project Vastly Oversimplifies Importance Of Air Combat, Uncle Reports

ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 47•28 | 07.17.11 | News in Brief

NORRISTOWN, PA—Despite receiving a “check-plus” on his three-page school project entitled “World War II,” fourth-grader Joe Fisher’s work grossly overlooks the full significance of Allied air offensives in Europe and th... more»
Obama's Aunt Sends Him Article Mentioning United States

ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 47•24 | 06.16.11 | News in Brief

KALONA, IA—According to family sources, Barack Obama's aunt Claudia, 79, mailed a letter to the president Monday that included a short note and a carefully clipped-out article from the Highland Review newspaper mentioning the United States. more»
Justin Verlander Doesn’t Bother Telling Parents Difference Between No-Hitter And Perfect Game

ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 47•19 | 05.13.11 | Sports News

DETROIT—Following a phone call home Monday, Tigers starting pitcher Justin Verlander said that he hadn’t even bothered to explain the difference between a no-hitter and a perfect game to his parents, claiming that going into the various detail... more»
Other Family In Restaurant Really Living It Up

ISSUE 47•47 | 04.30.11 | Newswire

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Conjoined Twin Hogging Kidney

ISSUE 47•16 | 04.27.11 | Radio News
Panicked Adrian Beltre Says He's In Big Trouble With Parents If He Doesn't Find Batting Glove

ISSUE 47•47 | 04.22.11 | Sports Newswire
Dead Brother Would Have Been Able To Open Pickle Jar

ISSUE 47•47 | 03.16.11 | Newswire
Birthday Probably A Safe Password Considering No One Ever Remembers It, Mom Sitting At Computer Says Aloud

ISSUE 47•47 | 12.06.10 | Newswire
I'll Always Regret Not Saying 'See You Later' To My Father

ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 46•40 | 10.05.10 | Commentary

It's been almost a month now, and I still can't believe he's gone. One minute, my father was mowing the lawn, and the next he was being rushed to the hospital with a heart attack. more»
Wedding Ring Mistakenly Left Inside Prostitute

ISSUE 47•47 | 07.11.10 | Newswire
Yard Sale Reeks Of Divorce

ISSUE 48•09 ISSUE 47•47 | 07.10.10 | Newswire
Trophy Wife Mounted

ISSUE 47•47 | 07.06.10 | Newswire
Area Grandmother Comes Forward As 'Banksy'

ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 46•24 | 06.16.10 | News in Brief

LONDON—At a press conference Tuesday, 89-year-old Rose Biggin, a grandmother from the Camden Town neighborhood of North London, announced that she was in fact the internationally renowned graffiti artist known only as Banksy. more»
Advocacy Group: Mothers Have Right To Expose Milk-Engorged Breasts In Public

ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 46•18 | 05.06.10 | Today Now!

Organizers say until there is absolute acceptance of breastfeeding, nursing moms must vigilantly expose their swollen, milk-sodden breasts everywhere from community cookouts to the local hardware store. more»
Scientists Finally Prove What Area Dad Has Been Saying For Years

ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 46•15 | 04.14.10 | News in Brief

HOUGHTON, MI—A new study published in the science journal Nature has confirmed what area dad Charles Hillman has been saying all along, sources reported Monday. more»
I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment

ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 46•15 | 04.13.10 | Commentary

This is unbelievable. A goddamned outrage, actually, is what it is. more»
DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son's Room

ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 46•14 | 04.08.10 | O-SPAN

DEA Official Stephen Lovejoy says Matt Lovejoy was found in possession of 1/8th ounce of marijuana and a glass pipe in defiance of the law and his Mother. more»
Increasing Number Of Parents Opting To Have Children School-Homed

ISSUE 46•13 | 03.29.10 | News

WASHINGTON—Thousands of mothers and fathers polled as part of the report believe that those running American homes, such as themselves, cannot be trusted to keep their kids safe. "Simply put, it's not the job of parents to raise these kids," said one parent. more»
Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python

ISSUE 47•47 ISSUE 46•10 | 03.11.10 | Today Now!

Rich and Lisa Shaw say there were no warning signs that their 300-pound Burmese Python would crush and eat their 3 year old son. more»
Autistic Child Ruins Marriage He Was Born To Save

ISSUE 46•09 | 03.06.10 | News

HOUSTON—With the challenges accompanying his developmental disorder widening the already vast gulf between his parents, autistic child Evan Thomas, 3, continued this week to destroy the failing marriage he was brought into this world to save. more»

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Peewee Football Player Retires To Spend More Time With His Mom And Dad 03.06.11

How To Play Golf Against The Man Whose Wife You're Banging On The Side 09.23.10

USDA Recalls 96,000 Pounds Of Tainted Beef From One Family 06.21.10

Phil Mickelson Reluctantly Uses Golf Club Kids Made For Father's Day Present 06.19.10

Sports News in Brief

Video: Today Now!

Video: Newsroom

Sports News in Brief

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Terrible Father Gets That Promotion

Hellmann's Heir's Conduct Unbefitting Of Mayonnaise Empire

Family Relieved To Hear Good Grandma Didn't Die

4-Year-Old’s Optimism Just Making Things Worse For Area Family

Confused Texas Father Forces Son To Hit Ping Pong Ball Through Tire

Fourth-Grader’s World War II Project Vastly Oversimplifies Importance Of Air Combat, Uncle Reports

Obama's Aunt Sends Him Article Mentioning United States

Justin Verlander Doesn’t Bother Telling Parents Difference Between No-Hitter And Perfect Game

Other Family In Restaurant Really Living It Up

Conjoined Twin Hogging Kidney

Panicked Adrian Beltre Says He's In Big Trouble With Parents If He Doesn't Find Batting Glove

Dead Brother Would Have Been Able To Open Pickle Jar

Birthday Probably A Safe Password Considering No One Ever Remembers It, Mom Sitting At Computer Says Aloud

I'll Always Regret Not Saying 'See You Later' To My Father

Wedding Ring Mistakenly Left Inside Prostitute

Yard Sale Reeks Of Divorce

Trophy Wife Mounted

Area Grandmother Comes Forward As 'Banksy'

Advocacy Group: Mothers Have Right To Expose Milk-Engorged Breasts In Public

Scientists Finally Prove What Area Dad Has Been Saying For Years

I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment

DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son's Room

Increasing Number Of Parents Opting To Have Children School-Homed

Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python

Autistic Child Ruins Marriage He Was Born To Save

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