Adidas Unveils New Running Shoe For Fleeing From Mass Shootings
NEW YORK—With the launch Tuesday of a massive nationwide ad campaign, athletic footwear manufacturer Adidas has officially unveiled the Adidas Bystander, the first shoe ...
Man Purchasing Pair Of Red Pants Better Be Ready To Put Up Or Shut Up
KNOXVILLE, TN—According to sources, the man currently purchasing a pair of Nantucket red chinos at a local Banana Republic better be damn well prepared ...
Well, Doesn't Area Businessman Look Dapper For His Big Flight To Philadelphia
MINNEAPOLIS—According to sources, well, well, well, doesn’t this local businessman look very dapper indeed in his fancy little suit and shiny shoes as ...
Iowa Fashion Week Begins
DES MOINES, IA—The greater Des Moines area was abuzz with excitement Monday as Iowa’s annual Fashion Week officially kicked off, opening a busy ...
Depressed Ralph Lauren Releases New Wrinkled Dress Shirt With Marinara Stain On It
NEW YORK—In a bold move that has become the talk of the fashion world, morbidly depressed designer Ralph Lauren has unveiled a wrinkled dress ...
