Man Derives Depressing Amount Of Pride From Hometown Burger Chain
AMARILLO, TX—Frequently mentioning the fact that his hometown of Corpus Christi, TX also happens to be the birthplace of Whataburger, local 31-year-old Chad Derringer ...
Shady New Wendy's Deal Offering Five Hamburgers For Free, No Questions Asked
The fast-food chain has rolled out a suspicious new promotion selling five hamburgers for zero dollars.
Wendy's Wants Consumers To Know It's Fine With Gays, Disapproves Of Interracial Marriage
DUBLIN, OH—Responding to Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy's recent controversial admission of the company's donations to antigay groups, a statement from competing fast ...
Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich
'Queer-Hatin' Cordon Bleu' Goes On Sale Wednesday
ATLANTA—As part of its recent efforts to publicly align itself with fundamentalist Christian values, the Chick-fil-A restaurant chain announced today the debut of its ...
Memphis Airport Panda Express Takes Over As Nation's Most Depressing Place
MEMPHIS, TN—With its combination of flickering fluorescent lights, seats facing a Delta security checkpoint, and day-old lo mein noodles sticking to its teal-colored tiled ...
