Every Intern At Nonprofit Trying To Solve Refugee Crisis First
WASHINGTON, DC—According to employees at the nonprofit organization Refugees International, each of the four new fall interns has been...
Report: Iran Less Than 10 Years Away From 2016
WASHINGTON, DC—According to an alarming new Department of Defense report combining civilian, military, and calendric evidence, Iran may be...
U.S. Counter-Counterterrorism Unit Successfully Destroys Washington Monument
WASHINGTON, DC—"Now it can never be destroyed by terrorists," said DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff, pointing to the blackened stump of the 122-year-old obelisk.
U.S. Dollar Drops Against Counterfeit U.S. Dollar
NEW YORK—At the close of trading Monday, the U.S. dollar dipped to a record low of $.60 against the counterfeit U.S. dollar ...
Radical Islamic Extremists Snowboard Into U.S. Embassy
BAGHDAD—Extremist board-trick crew Al-J'Aqasse, the Middle East's most prominent Islamic radical snowboard posse, is taking full props for...
