Friends From Home Embarrassing
BROOKLYN, NY—After taking a group of visiting hometown friends out with the circle of friends he has made since moving to New York from...
Guy You Don't Want To See Will Meet You There
CRESSKILL, NJ—In news that has made you wonder why you ever even talk to that guy in the first place, David Kirsch, that prick ...
New Roommates Attempt To Find Manly Way Of Saying Good Night
MINNEAPOLIS—One month after moving into their shared apartment, roommates Nick Horowitz, 23, and Dan Crenshaw, 24, are still trying to...
Loser Friend Sort Of Doing Better
ANAHEIM, CA—Despite a long history of unstable living arrangements, failed relationships, and an overall inability to get his shit together,...
Albert Pujols Can't Bring Self To Hit Against Ex-Teammate Jeff Suppan
ST. LOUIS— Saying that he was "too overwhelmed" with memories of their 2006 World Series run, Albert Pujols couldn't bring himself to do...
