None Of Area Man's Friends Have Ever Seen Him With Shirt On
WHEELING, WV—Saying they don't know why it never occurred to them before, friends of local man Paul Helton told reporters Sunday that they...
Bounty, Brawny CEOs Wearing Down Patience Of Mutual Friend
WEST PATTERSON, NJ—Though he has maintained a close friendship with both men for nearly a decade, Miles McCormick, 42, admitted Tuesday that...
Point In Evening Reached Where Everyone Tries To Lift Biggest Friend
PIKEVILLE, KY—Three hours and half a keg into the night Thursday, a group of friends reportedly reached the point where everyone present...
Lie To Cover Surprise Party Sounds More Fun Than Surprise Party
HOPATCONG, NJ—A lie told to 28-year-old Kyle Bida to cover up a surprise birthday party to be held in his honor later this evening ...
Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy
DURHAM, NC—The brothers' laugh-a-minute economy-rebuilding plan involves bikini-clad Russian exchange students, the U.S. Senate, and a 50-gallon drum of Crisco.
