Thought Of Cross-Dressing, Joining LPGA Briefly Crosses David Duval's Mind
DENVER, CO—Though he is currently taking a brief sabbatical from golf to spend time with his family, David Duval once again entertained...
No One In Women's Shelter Able To Cook Decent Meal
CLEVELAND—Despite having no other household responsibilities to occupy their time, none of the residents of the Cleveland YWCA Battered...
WNBA Apparently Giving It Another Shot
SACRAMENTO—Sports fans nationwide reported feelings of surprise, amusement, and grudging admiration after discovering that the Detroit Shock...
Michelle Wie Announces Plans To Compete In LPGA Tournament
HONOLULU—In an announcement that has rocked the world of professional golf, longtime men's golfer Michelle Wie said Monday that she is...
Massive Tag Body Spray Slick Spreading From Jersey Shore
TOMS RIVER, NJ—Environmentalists fear that the noxious spill could offset Mid-Atlantic breeding patterns for years to come.
