History Licking Its Chops To Judge George W. Bush
'Let Me At That Fucker,' Says Branch Of Knowledge
CRAWFORD, TX—Claiming it can barely wait any longer to weigh in on the former president’s eight years in office, history, the branch of ...
George W. Bush Forgets To Mention 9/11 In Memoir
WASHINGTON—While his new book details tense relationships within his administration and admits mistakes were made in the execution of the Iraq War, former president ...
Bush Still Working On Manned Mission To Mars Quietly In Spare Time
DALLAS—Speaking from his home in Dallas, former president George W. Bush told reporters Tuesday that when he's not busy giving lectures or writing ...
Construction Complete On 9/11 Truther Memorial
UNDISCLOSED—On a remote patch of Kansas prairie believed to fall outside the range of U.N. spy satellites, construction is finally complete on the ...
George W. Bush Chuckles To Self Upon Thinking About How He Was President Of The United States For Almost A Decade
DALLAS—"Huh," uttered the amused former world leader, reflecting upon how for eight years he controlled the executive branch of the most powerful nation on ...
