Michelle Obama Shutters 'Let's Move!' Program After Failed 3-Year Run
WASHINGTON—Citing a “widespread disinterest bordering on contempt” for the program’s most basic aims, Michelle Obama announced Monday she was shutting down “Let’s ...
USDA Rolls Out New School Brunch Program For Wealthier School Districts
WASHINGTON—Declaring that every affluent child in America has the right to a well-balanced brunch, the U.S.
Surgeon General Warns Teens Cinnamon Challenge Is Not For Pussies
WASHINGTON—According to an announcement Tuesday by the Surgeon General’s office, the “cinnamon challenge”—a new fad in which teens attempt to swallow spoonfuls ...
Report: Majority Of Americans Now Answering To Name 'Lardface'
WASHINGTON—According to a report published Tuesday by the U.S. Census Bureau, an estimated 54 percent of Americans now turn around whenever they hear ...
Mississippi Bans Soft Drinks Smaller Than 20 Ounces
JACKSON, MI—Citing a wish to maintain the quality of life for residents across the state, the Mississippi Senate on Thursday passed a bill outlawing ...
