Wild Fall Break Parties Pose Risks For College StudentsThe Onion News Network investigates the dangerous tradition of Fall Break parties where college students chug maple syrup and strip down to their long underwear.
Black Part Of Town Moves Across TownPennington, IL's only African-American family moves to the other side of town, causing residents to reminisce about the "Black part of town."
Back Of Library Smells Like WeedLibrary patrons in Pennington, IL report that something definitely smells like weed back in the young adult section.
This Day In History: Apollo 12 Sent To Moon To Pick Up Trash Left By Apollo 11On This Day In History, the astronauts of Apollo 12 landed on the moon to collect the pizza boxes and beer cans left behind by ...
Reporter Steps In To Replace Woman's Missing HusbandWhen the war in Afghanistan leaves a woman without a husband, caring reporter O'Brady Shaw steps in to replace him.
High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42,000 JobsA recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs while other Americans go without even one.
Republicans Stalling Obama's Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow MotionDemocrats charge that Republican members of Congress are preventing the passage of the bills by moving very slowly.
In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In BallsPresident Obama works out an agreement to have Republicans in Congress kick him in the balls in exchange for nothing.