Woody Allen Extremely Busy Updating WoodyAllen.com
NEW YORK—Stressing that “continuously adapting to new technology is a must,” famed writer, actor, and director Woody Allen confirmed Thursday that he remains incredibly ...
VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot
Ryan Jurgens rode the bench most of the season, but when his coach gave him a chance, it really paid off!
Internet Comes Up With 8.5 Million Leads On Potential Boston Bombing Suspect
WASHINGTON—In the wake of Monday’s terrorist bombing at the Boston Marathon, sources reported today the internet had come up with approximately 8.5 ...
Website's New Layout Feels Like Deepest Betrayal
SPOKANE, WA—After visiting feminist news and culture blog Jezebel Wednesday morning, local woman Rebecca Lovett, 29, reported feeling “betrayal’s stinging lance” upon discovering ...
Fast-Talking Computer Hacker Just Has To Break Through Encryption Shield Before Uploading Nano-Virus
LOS ANGELES—After dashing off an indiscernible code on his laptop keyboard and sharply striking the enter key multiple times with his forefinger, a fast-talking ...
