Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—In surprisingly candid remarks Thursday, Kim Jong-un, heir apparent to North Korea's highest government post, expressed doubt that he was sufficiently ...
Tensions Mount After North Korea Destroys All Of Asia
Congress has pledged to consider looking into new sanctions following North Korea's eradication of all life on the Asian continent.
Kim Jong Il Ends Nuclear Program For Lead In Next 'Batman'
In tense negotiations, the U.S. State Department agreed to grant the North Korean leader the role of Gotham's Dark Knight Detective. The Onion ...
Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea
From Onion News Network International: North Korea's space program will capture the moon and bring it home, a feat no Western nation could accomplish.
North Korea Releases New Paintings Of Healthy Kim Jong Il
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—In an effort to dispel rumors of leader Kim Jong Il's failing health, the North Korean government released several...
