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Abusive Father Can't Wait To See The Art He's Inspiring His Kids To Create 01.28.12

CODY, WY—Describing the years of psychological torment he has inflicted upon his two children James, 14, and Amber, 9, local tax attorney Ted Sheehan told reporters Thursday he couldn't wait to see what kind of art his abuse would inspire them ... more»

All Of Area Man's Hard Work Finally Pays Off For Employer 01.07.12

SAN DIEGO—Following seven straight years of long hours at the office and sacrificed weekends and holidays, all of account manager Sam Hemstead's hard work and single-minded devotion to Pinnacle Automotive Insurance has finally paid off for CEO Charl... more»

Neighborhood Kind Of Hoping Panera Bread Shows Up And Plows Over Charming Local Bakery 01.02.12

WORCESTER, MA—Residents of Worcester's Grafton Hill neighborhood acknowledged Monday they would not necessarily mind a Panera Bread franchise coming in and wiping out Callahan's, a charming, family-run bakery that has been a fixture of their communi... more»

Breaking: Jessica Milly To Start Putting Out 11.16.11

DEARBORN, MI—In a shocking revelation that has rocked Thomas E. Dewey High School, sources in Mrs. Trimble’s third-period English class are now confirming that 17-year-old Jessica Milly will soon begin putting out. more»

Lonely College Student Calls Up Mom To Talk About 'Harold And Kumar'

ISSUE 48•07 | 02.13.12 | Newswire

Lonely College Student Calls Up Mom To Talk About 'Harold And Kumar' more»
COLUMBIA, MD—Flag salesman Roman Ivey could really use another national tragedy to tide him over until July 4.

ISSUE 48•07 | 02.13.12 | National News Highlights

COLUMBIA, MD—Flag salesman Roman Ivey could really use another national tragedy to tide him over until July 4. more»
Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet

ISSUE 48•07 | 02.13.12 | News in Brief

LEXINGTON, KY—As a video of two women fellating a man streamed on his laptop, 36-year-old Timothy Barchuk reminisced Monday about a simpler time when he pleasured himself using only still images from the Internet. more»
Girlfriend Acting All Clingy After Getting Pregnant

ISSUE 48•07 | 02.13.12 | Radio News
Man Who Encourages Child's Destructive Id Referred To As 'Good With Kids'

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.12.12 | News in Brief

BROOKLYN, NY—Kevin Stenner, 32, known as "Uncle Kev" to the wound-up screaming children whose most chaotic, destructive, and self-gratifying tendencies he unabashedly fosters, was referred to as "good with kids" by parents Sunday... more»
GOSHEN, IN—Fortunately, Wayne Carlin's cocker spaniel’s birthday happens to fall on Valentine's Day, or he would have had to throw two parties.

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.12.12 | National News Highlights

GOSHEN, IN—Fortunately, Wayne Carlin's cocker spaniel’s birthday happens to fall on Valentine's Day, or he would have had to throw two parties. more»
Area Man Thinks He Has Rapport With His Mechanic

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.12.12 | Newswire

Area Man Thinks He Has Rapport With His Mechanic more»
Lane Bryant Model Almost Gets Guy's Number

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.12.12 | Newswire

Lane Bryant Model Almost Gets Guy's Number more»
Dead Cat's Litter Box Kept Just The Way It Was

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.11.12 | Newswire

Dead Cat's Litter Box Kept Just The Way It Was more»
VICTOR, CO—Amateur photographer Blake Cogburn, 33, hit the jackpot after happening upon an old boxcar.

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.10.12 | National News Highlights

VICTOR, CO—Amateur photographer Blake Cogburn, 33, hit the jackpot after happening upon an old boxcar. more»
Local Man Miscast In Role As Father

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.10.12 | Radio News
Junior Building Inspector Closes Down Area Tree House

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.09.12 | Radio News
EL PASO, TX—A cockroach living under the fridge in Nelson and Elizabeth Gebler's kitchen headed to work thinking, "Cockroach’s gotta make a living."

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.08.12 | National News Highlights

EL PASO, TX—A cockroach living under the fridge in Nelson and Elizabeth Gebler's kitchen headed to work thinking, "Cockroach’s gotta make a living." more»
Area Woman Becomes Nation's First Grandma Courtney

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.08.12 | Newswire

Area Woman Becomes Nation's First Grandma Courtney more»
Camera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity Segment

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.08.12 | Radio News
Narcissist Thrilled To Find Symptoms In DSM-IV

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.07.12 | Newswire

Narcissist Thrilled To Find Symptoms In DSM-IV more»
COLUMBUS, OH—Fantastic roommate Billy Grant just won't stop buying toilet paper.

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.07.12 | National News Highlights

COLUMBUS, OH—Fantastic roommate Billy Grant just won't stop buying toilet paper. more»
Man In International Airport Only Speaks Business

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.07.12 | Radio News
Man Wants To Give To Local PBS Affiliate But Can't Stand Thought Of Free Doo-Wop Album

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.06.12 | Newswire
Area Woman Recalls Days When She Resented Being Hit On

ISSUE 48•06 | 02.06.12 | Radio News
Completely Whipped Man Crying At Wife’s Funeral

ISSUE 48•05 | 02.05.12 | Newswire

Completely Whipped Man Crying At Wife’s Funeral more»
Area Dad Figures He's Got At Least Three More Months Of Screwing Around Before Son Gains Ability To Form Long-Term Memories

ISSUE 48•05 | 02.05.12 | News in Brief

LIVERMORE, CA—Judging by his 18-month-old son's recent cognitive developments, local father Ryan Hardell figures he has about three more months to get drunk, curse, and make cruel jokes before the child begins forming long-term memories. "... more»
FINDLAY, OH—Two hours after she woke up, Madeline Tarver, 16, crawled back in bed just to keep her mom on her toes.

ISSUE 48•05 | 02.04.12 | National News Highlights

FINDLAY, OH—Two hours after she woke up, Madeline Tarver, 16, crawled back in bed just to keep her mom on her toes. more»
Incest Survivor Dumped

ISSUE 48•05 | 02.04.12 | Newswire

Incest Survivor Dumped more»
Area Man Finally Sees Enough Images Of Bare Breasts For Entire Lifetime

ISSUE 48•05 | 02.03.12 | News in Brief

BOISE, ID—With what he described as "a deep sense of satisfaction," local man David Glean closed his laptop Tuesday after viewing his 98,344th pair of naked breasts, telling reporters he had seen enough bare bosoms in his 32 years to last ... more»

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Abusive Father Can't Wait To See The Art He's Inspiring His Kids To Create 01.28.12

All Of Area Man's Hard Work Finally Pays Off For Employer 01.07.12

Neighborhood Kind Of Hoping Panera Bread Shows Up And Plows Over Charming Local Bakery 01.02.12

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Lonely College Student Calls Up Mom To Talk About 'Harold And Kumar'

COLUMBIA, MD—Flag salesman Roman Ivey could really use another national tragedy to tide him over until July 4.

Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet

Girlfriend Acting All Clingy After Getting Pregnant

Man Who Encourages Child's Destructive Id Referred To As 'Good With Kids'

GOSHEN, IN—Fortunately, Wayne Carlin's cocker spaniel’s birthday happens to fall on Valentine's Day, or he would have had to throw two parties.

Area Man Thinks He Has Rapport With His Mechanic

Lane Bryant Model Almost Gets Guy's Number

Dead Cat's Litter Box Kept Just The Way It Was

VICTOR, CO—Amateur photographer Blake Cogburn, 33, hit the jackpot after happening upon an old boxcar.

Local Man Miscast In Role As Father

Junior Building Inspector Closes Down Area Tree House

EL PASO, TX—A cockroach living under the fridge in Nelson and Elizabeth Gebler's kitchen headed to work thinking, "Cockroach’s gotta make a living."

Area Woman Becomes Nation's First Grandma Courtney

Camera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity Segment

Narcissist Thrilled To Find Symptoms In DSM-IV

COLUMBUS, OH—Fantastic roommate Billy Grant just won't stop buying toilet paper.

Man In International Airport Only Speaks Business

Man Wants To Give To Local PBS Affiliate But Can't Stand Thought Of Free Doo-Wop Album

Area Woman Recalls Days When She Resented Being Hit On

Completely Whipped Man Crying At Wife’s Funeral

Area Dad Figures He's Got At Least Three More Months Of Screwing Around Before Son Gains Ability To Form Long-Term Memories

FINDLAY, OH—Two hours after she woke up, Madeline Tarver, 16, crawled back in bed just to keep her mom on her toes.

Incest Survivor Dumped

Area Man Finally Sees Enough Images Of Bare Breasts For Entire Lifetime

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