God Help Him, But Area Man Loves That Crazy Bitch
RENO, NV—"Maybe it's the way she wrote 'limp dick' on my work shirts, or that she cries every time I eat veal, but ...
'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man
Cosmo scientists have finally cataloged every single way to satisfy your man's carnal cravings by stimulating his secret sex zones.
New Roommates Attempt To Find Manly Way Of Saying Good Night
MINNEAPOLIS—One month after moving into their shared apartment, roommates Nick Horowitz, 23, and Dan Crenshaw, 24, are still trying to...
Guys' Night Out To Include Several Key Non-Guys
COLUMBUS, OH—Though buddies Jim Foglia, Chuck Harvestine, and Russell Vento insisted that Thursday will be a "guys night out," certain key non-guys are likely ...
Husband Apologizing In Sleep
OGDEN, UT—For the third time in as many nights, Chuck Grimstead apologized to wife Olivia in his sleep Monday. "I'm sorry, honey, I ...
