Middle East Small Talks To Focus On Getting Israel, Palestine To Discuss WeatherLONDON—According to State Department officials, the violently clashing peoples of Israel and Palestine have agreed to resume small talks...
Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. GoreWASHINGTON—"Al Gore has prevailed—I hope he can see this nation through a catastrophic recession and an unending war in Iraq," said George W ...
Long-Standing Conflict Ends As Israel Returns Lawn Mower To PalestineJERUSALEM—"Sure it belches smoke and has no grass-clipping bag but that's not the point—if you borrow something you return it," said diplomat ...
Israel, Palestine Now Fighting Over Cemetery SpaceJERUSALEM—"Israel has always been the deathplace of the Jews," said Moshe Abrahim. "To have it occupied by Palestinian bodies is an insult to our ...
U.S. Intelligence: Iran Possesses Trillions Of Potentially Dangerous AtomsWASHINGTON—"Iran maintains the atoms will only be used to form the building blocks of all existence, but we cannot afford to take that risk ...
Rumsfeld: Iraqis Now Capable Of Conducting War Without U.S. AssistanceWASHINGTON, DC—The defense secretary praised an endless supply of Iraqi forces for "fighting like you wouldn't believe."
'Iraqi Gandhi' Preaches Slightly Less ViolenceBAGHDAD—The revolutionary author of Practicing Semiviolence advocates the slaughter of a mere majority of his foes.
Hamas Calls For 'Giant Summit' With All IsraelisRAMALLAH, WEST BANK—Hamas leaders invited "all living Israelis" to a comprehensive summit in an effort to end conflict in the Middle East once and ...