Romney Drops By To See How Down-And-Out Family He Met On Campaign Trail Doing

CANTON, OH—According to reports, former presidential candidate Mitt Romney stopped by Wednesday morning to check up on Allen and Brenda Spearing, a financially strapped ...

Romney Makes Desperate, Last-Ditch Bid For Presidency

WASHINGTON—With hundreds of thousands of onlookers assembled on the National Mall to celebrate Monday's inauguration, defeated Republican candidate Mitt Romney reportedly rushed out ...

Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway

CANTON, OH—According to eyewitnesses at the scene, an unkempt and thoroughly disheveled Mitt Romney gave an impassioned campaign speech Monday to a group of ...

Romney Spends Day Tearfully Apologizing At Father's Grave

BRIGHTON, MI—Visitors to Brighton’s Fairview Cemetery confirmed that since early this morning, former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has been kneeling at his ...

Moments Leading Up To Romney's Concession Most Likely Hilarious

BOSTON—Sources are confirming that the moments leading up to Mitt Romney’s concession speech last night—from the expression on his face the second ...

Romney Pledges To Replace All Foreign Policy With Jobs Right Here In America

BOCA RATON, FL—During tonight’s presidential debate on international issues, Republican candidate Mitt Romney vowed to halt all of the Obama administration’s foreign ...

Romney Foreign Policy Debate Prep In Crisis Mode After Discovering Existence Of Country Called 'Womania'

BOCA RATON, FL—Sources within the Romney campaign said the candidate’s preparation for tonight’s foreign policy debate with President Barack Obama went into ...

RomneyLabs Concocts 'Doomsday Zinger' Capable Of Swinging Any Debate, However Lopsided

BELMONT, MA—In preparation for tonight’s third and final presidential debate, the microbiologists, chemists, and physicists employed at RomneyLabs confirmed Monday that they had ...

Romney Drops By To See How Down-And-Out Family He Met On Campaign Trail Doing

Romney Makes Desperate, Last-Ditch Bid For Presidency

Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway

Romney Spends Day Tearfully Apologizing At Father's Grave

Moments Leading Up To Romney's Concession Most Likely Hilarious

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Romney Rolls Sleeves All The Way Up Over His Head

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Romney Campaign Releases New Picture Of Candidate Standing In Situation Room During Bin Laden Raid

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Romney, Ryan Sneak Into DNC While Posing As Caterers

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Mitt Romney Graciously Accepts Thing He Has Paid Millions Of Dollars For

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Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan To Awkwardly Hug, High Five For Next Three Months

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Romney Takes In More Money Than Obama For 612th Consecutive Month

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Romney Pledges To Replace All Foreign Policy With Jobs Right Here In America

Romney Foreign Policy Debate Prep In Crisis Mode After Discovering Existence Of Country Called 'Womania'

RomneyLabs Concocts 'Doomsday Zinger' Capable Of Swinging Any Debate, However Lopsided