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    America Gets Set To Enjoy Month Or So Of Libya Seeming Like Symbol Of Freedom

    GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Americans across the nation told reporters Wednesday that with the collapse of Muammar Qaddafi’s despotic regime, they were preparing to savor ...

    Republicans Praise Nixon Administration For Allowing Qaddafi To Rule Libya So He Could One Day Be Overthrown

    WASHINGTON—GOP officials claimed credit Thursday for the Libyan people’s liberation from Col.

    Voice Inside Cheering Libyan Rebel's Head: 'Oh, Fuck, Now What?'

    TRIPOLI—An uneasy voice inside the head of cheering Libyan rebel Ahmed Jibril reportedly said, "Oh, fuck, now what?" Wednesday as the jubilant fighter celebrated ...

    Libyan Rebels Still Working Full-Time At Other Jobs

    TRIPOLI—Rebel forces hoping to oust Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi confirmed Tuesday that they were having difficulties coordinating their rebellion while still working a full ...

    Qaddafi Asks Closest Advisers If They Think He's A Bad Person

    TRIPOLI—In the midst of widespread unrest, Libyan president Muammar Qaddafi convened his closest advisers Tuesday and asked them to be totally honest about whether ...

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