As part of an ongoing campaign to inform Americans about the gruesome consequences of smoking tobacco, the FDA will require new labeling featuring what?

• The face of 32-year-old chain-smoker Trish
• The lungs of a longtime smoker
• More strongly worded warnings
• The rate of lung cancer among smokers versus non-smokers

Leading agriculturalists reported that many vegetables, including carrots, eggplants, and zucchini have evolved ______________ in order to ensure their survival as a species.

• steel barbs
• rich, creamy chocolate centers
• slowly
• flavor

Tyso is the first robot that can detect the presence of other human beings while you masturbate. It is activated by:

• remote control
• auditory cues
• a functioning internet connection
• pheromones

A new study has found a link between cancer and:

• smokeless tobacco
• proximity to power lines
• reading text on a computer screen
• lead exposure

A new study has found that ____________ is 7 times more painful than childbirth.

• a spiral fracture
• male hair loss
• passing a gall stone
• an exposed dental nerve

Facebook recently introduced a new feature that allows users to:

• cancel their account
• integrate seamlessly with Twitter
• have a separate account for family
• friendswap