Sadly, Gift Certificate To Loews Cinemas Perfect Gift For Area Man
CHICAGO—While acknowledging it was "sad" and "kind of depressing to think about," sources close to local man Nathan Bosnic admitted Friday that a $50 ...
Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date
DAYTON, OH—What was intended as a routine first date went horribly awry Tuesday night as local man Kevin Parker, 29, could do little more ...
Bar Patrons Dismayed By Sight Of Band Setting Up
ATLANTA—Patrons of Valentine's Tavern were visibly crestfallen Tuesday when their pleasant evening of drinking and conversing with friends was suddenly derailed by the ...
Man At Bar Clinging To Muted 'King Of Queens' Episode Like Life Preserver
DENVER, CO—Like a desperate shipwreck survivor clutching at flotsam in the North Atlantic, area bar patron Kyle Whaley kept his eyes glued...
Lie To Cover Surprise Party Sounds More Fun Than Surprise Party
HOPATCONG, NJ—A lie told to 28-year-old Kyle Bida to cover up a surprise birthday party to be held in his honor later this evening ...
