Mike Krzyzewski Leads Ragtag Band Of Rejects To Olympic Gold
LONDON—Defying the odds with a stunning 107-100 upset victory over Spain, hot shot coach Mike Krzyzewski led the hapless misfits on the U.S.
Subway Releases Pool-Water-Soaked Sandwiches To Honor Michael Phelps' Retirement
MILFORD, CT—Subway officials announced Friday that for a limited time all sandwiches on their menu would be drenched in chlorinated pool water to celebrate ...
Gabby Douglas Excited To Return To Her Abnormal, Totally Fucked-Up Life
LONDON—Women's individual all-around gold medalist and media darling Gabby Douglas admitted Thursday that as much as she loves all the attention she has ...
Al Michaels, Bob Costas Not Even Sure Who's Who Anymore
LONDON—As they prepared for the last few days of their second Olympics broadcast together, NBC co-anchors Al Michaels and Bob Costas were no longer ...
LeBron James Admits Current USA Basketball Team Couldn't Beat 2012 Miami Heat
LONDON—In a stunning revelation, small forward LeBron James humbly conceded Tuesday that the current U.S.
