Daytime, Nighttime 7-11 Clerks Have Vastly Different Opinions Of Area Man
CHICAGO—While one clerk describes regular customer Chris Coles as an introverted grump who does little more than mumble, the other knows him as a ...
Report: Curt Schilling Has An Opinion On A-Rod
NEW YORK—Former pitcher and current blogger, micro-blogger, commentator, and would-be gadfly Curt Schilling delivered his opinion on the...
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
HAZEL PARK, MI—Brandon Mylenek insisted his video comment would defy the laws of logic and grammar, and allege several elements of the clip as ...
Study: 38 Percent Of People Not Actually Entitled To Their Opinion
CHICAGO—In a surprising refutation of the conventional wisdom on opinion entitlement, a study conducted by the University of Chicago's...
Antarctic Observational Comic Running Out Of Ideas
BYRD, ANTARCTICA—Brad Swithers, three-time winner of the Molson Ice/Edge Gel South Pole Laff-Off, said Monday that he is running out of ideas for ...
