Thing That Was Popular Before Brought Back In Hopes Of It Still Being Popular
NEW YORK—Confident that people would once again embrace it as a beloved part of pop culture, steps were taken this week to reintroduce a...
Pantene Markets New Shampoo As Best For Masturbating Boyfriend In Shower
CINCINNATI—"If you have difficult-to-manage hair and a two-hander to contend with, Pantene Pro V2 has got you covered," said spokeswoman Karen Radcliffe.
New Prescription Fish Tank Eliminates Need For Glasses While Looking At Fish
SAGINAW, MI—Executives at Poseidon Aquatic Enclosures announced Monday the launch of a new line of made-to-order fish tanks that can be...
Mattress King Selects Wife From Small Wisconsin Village
OSHKOSH, WI—Following the proclamation, the Mattress King and his retinue celebrated with great relish at Tinker's Pub, where the Wild Turkey did freely ...
T-Shirt Machine Gun To Change The Face Of Promotional Warfare
LANGLEY, VA—Engineers at the Fun Gun Air Cannon Co. announced Tuesday that initial field tests of the TG-71 Rapid-Fire T-shirt Delivery...
