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    Romney Receives 20-Minute Standing Ovation At NAAWP Event

    HOUSTON—During an address Wednesday to the National Association for the Advancement of White People, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney received a lengthy standing ovation ...

    Alarming Study Finds More Than 12 Instances Of Racism Occurred Last Year

    Number Astronomically High For Harmonious,  Postracial 21st-Century America, Researchers Say

    NEW YORK—A shocking study released Thursday by sociologists at Columbia University found that more than 12 instances of racism occurred in 2011, suggesting not ...

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