relationships

Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other 02.23.12

AKRON, OH—According to witnesses, a tight-knit group of five female friends spent a wild night on the town Saturday, overindulging in emotionally supportive behavior and generally validating the living shit out of each other. Confirming the women ge... more»

Tom And Julie's Reasons For Entering Couples Therapy Explained To Silent Dinner Guests 08.06.11

CARMEL, CA—Approximately 45 minutes into a dinner party at their beachfront home Friday, Tom and Julie Raskin's six guests listened on in total silence as their hosts launched into an extended explanation of why they had decided to enter couples the... more»

Marriage Handled Amicably 12.04.10

DAVENPORT, IA—Despite the bitter emotional toll it has taken on them, Beth and David Harrigan expressed relief Tuesday that they have been able to handle their 11-year marriage so amicably. more»

Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They're Having Great Sex With Someone Else 10.14.10

BLOOMINGTON, IN—A new study released Monday by sociologists at Indiana University found that women will always answer their telephones unless mind-blowing sex with a man other than the caller prevents them from doing so. more»

James Palmenteri and Valerie Skinner

ISSUE 48•20 | 05.15.12 | Weddings

After two marriages to other people, James Palmenteri, 38, and Valerie Skinner, 35, have decided to waste their friends and family’s time, once again, this Saturday. more»
Ex-Girlfriend Really Into Sex Now

ISSUE 48•19 | 05.09.12 | Newswire

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Thing With Old Girlfriend Works With New Girlfriend

ISSUE 48•18 | 05.03.12 | News in Brief

BOSTON—According to local man Peter McCarthy, an endearing behavior that once helped him nurture companionship and intimacy with ex-girlfriend Kara Banachek is currently allowing him to do the same with new girlfriend Alyssa Michals. more»
Woman In Ninth Year Of Letting Boyfriend Down Easy

ISSUE 48•08 | 02.21.12 | News in Brief

CHICAGO—Saying she wanted to "end things the right way" and not leave any painful, unresolved issues lingering between them, area woman Deborah Oster confirmed Wednesday she has been letting boyfriend Greg Norfolk down easy for the pa... more»
New Study Finds Humans May Have Some Capacity For Compassion

ISSUE 48•05 | 02.02.12 | News in Brief

TUCSON, AZ—A University of Arizona study published this week in the American Journal Of Sociology suggests that some adult humans may occasionally feel compassion, a trait scientists have long considered beyond the capacity of the species. more»
Levi McShane

ISSUE 48•01 | 01.05.12 | Unsung Heroes

Levi McShane politely listened to the girl he secretly loves talk about how casual sex isn’t what she wants long term, but it will do for now. more»
CEO's Marital Duties Outsourced To Mexican Groundskeeper

ISSUE 47•36 | 09.06.11 | Radio News
Former Lovers Meet In Coffee Shop For One Last Cliché

ISSUE 47•36 | 09.06.11 | News in Brief

MADISON, WI—According to sources, former lovers John Breneman and Ingrid Matay returned Friday to the coffeehouse they had frequented in college, stoking the last dying embers of their feelings for each other and sharing one final cliché. more»
Home Sex Tape Watched Only Once

ISSUE 47•36 | 09.05.11 | Radio News
Man Ready To End Date Kind Of Mad Woman Also Ready To End Date

09.02.11 | Newswire

Man Ready To End Date Kind Of Mad Woman Also Ready To End Date more»
Everything In Power Done To Appear Interesting To Attractive Woman On Subway

ISSUE 47•33 | 08.20.11 | News in Brief

NEW YORK—According to evening commuters, 26-year-old web designer Kevin Hanley summoned every resource at his disposal Tuesday in an effort to appear more thoughtful and sophisticated, hoping to capture the attention of an attractive woman on the su... more»
FDA Approves Sale Of Prescription Placebo

ISSUE 47•33 | 08.17.11 | Radio News
Fight With Girlfriend Lost By Asking For Word To Be Defined

04.13.11 | Newswire
Man Feels 19 Again After Not Getting Laid

ISSUE 47•13 | 03.29.11 | Radio News
Trojan Introduces ‘No One’s Pleasure’ Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples

ISSUE 46•30 | 07.26.10 | News

PRINCETON, NJ—Contraceptive manufacturer Trojan unveiled its new line of “No One’s Pleasure” condoms Wednesday, the first prophylactic specifically designed to intensify sexual dissatisfaction among bitter and resentful couples. more»
Kid Ready To Start Playdating Again

ISSUE 46•29 | 07.22.10 | News

TAMPA, FL—"I'd be lying if I said I wasn't nervous—after all, it's been a while since I've played spacemen with someone else," Kyle Gallagher said between small sips from a grape-juice box. "But I just can't worry about that kind of thing anymore. It's time to get back on that horse and see what's out there for me." more»
Hot New Relationship Book Warns Women: 'Wake Up! He's A Shapeshifter'

ISSUE 46•11 | 03.18.10 | Today Now!

Bestselling author Craig Wheedon stops by Today NOW! to urge ladies to face the truth and dump the shapeshifter. more»
Sierra Leone Diamond Miner Devastated By News Of Broken-Off Engagement

ISSUE 46•27 ISSUE 46•08 | 02.27.10 | News

KENEMA, SIERRA LEONE—"They had so much in common," said local diamond miner Muwomba D'akari before momentarily blacking out from extreme exhaustion. D'akari said he hasn't been this upset since his entire family was killed during Sierra Leone’s decade-long civil war. more»
New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other

ISSUE 46•07 | 02.14.10 | Newsroom

The Minnesota law would nullify the marriages of an estimated 2.4 million couples currently living in silent resentment or seething hatred. more»
There Should Be No Secrets In Our Relationship Excluding The Events Of March 2, 2004

ISSUE 46•06 | 02.09.10 | Commentary

We've been together quite a while now, and I truly believe that if our relationship is going to last—if we're really going to commit to a... more»
Attractive Woman, Wealthy Man Somehow Making It Work

ISSUE 46•27 ISSUE 46•01 | 01.06.10 | News in Brief

GREENWICH, CT—Despite their disparate backgrounds, lack of mutual interests, and seemingly insurmountable gap in age, former Miss Kentucky... more»
My Mistress Makes The Best Potato Salad

ISSUE 45•41 | 10.08.09 | Commentary

There's nothing I enjoy more than the creamy, tangy taste of a homemade potato salad. "Heaven in a Bowl," I like to call it. I've been a fool for... more»
Husband Still Faithful After 42 Years Of Trying To Cheat

ISSUE 46•27 ISSUE 45•40 | 10.03.09 | News

SARASOTA, FL—"I could never be unfaithful to Helen," said the 63-year-old Arnold Schneider, who over the past four decades has unsuccessfully attempted extramarital relations with dozens of friends, acquaintances, work colleagues, and random strangers. more»
Relationship Not A Power Struggle, Woman Who's Winning Reports

ISSUE 45•40 | 10.01.09 | News in Brief

ST. CLOUD, MN—Local resident Paula Sizemore, 29, who has consistently dominated her 28-year-old boyfriend Sam Leach during the entirety of... more»
Jealous GPS Clearly Wants Man To Back Over Wife

ISSUE 45•39 | 09.26.09 | News in Photos

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Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other 02.23.12

Tom And Julie's Reasons For Entering Couples Therapy Explained To Silent Dinner Guests 08.06.11

Marriage Handled Amicably 12.04.10

Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They're Having Great Sex With Someone Else 10.14.10

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James Palmenteri and Valerie Skinner

Ex-Girlfriend Really Into Sex Now

Thing With Old Girlfriend Works With New Girlfriend

Woman In Ninth Year Of Letting Boyfriend Down Easy

New Study Finds Humans May Have Some Capacity For Compassion

Levi McShane

CEO's Marital Duties Outsourced To Mexican Groundskeeper

Former Lovers Meet In Coffee Shop For One Last Cliché

Home Sex Tape Watched Only Once

Man Ready To End Date Kind Of Mad Woman Also Ready To End Date

Everything In Power Done To Appear Interesting To Attractive Woman On Subway

FDA Approves Sale Of Prescription Placebo

Fight With Girlfriend Lost By Asking For Word To Be Defined

Man Feels 19 Again After Not Getting Laid

Trojan Introduces ‘No One’s Pleasure’ Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples

Kid Ready To Start Playdating Again

Hot New Relationship Book Warns Women: 'Wake Up! He's A Shapeshifter'

Sierra Leone Diamond Miner Devastated By News Of Broken-Off Engagement

New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other

There Should Be No Secrets In Our Relationship Excluding The Events Of March 2, 2004

Attractive Woman, Wealthy Man Somehow Making It Work

My Mistress Makes The Best Potato Salad

Husband Still Faithful After 42 Years Of Trying To Cheat

Relationship Not A Power Struggle, Woman Who's Winning Reports

Jealous GPS Clearly Wants Man To Back Over Wife

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