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Perfecting Your Revenge Plot
ISSUE 47•44 | 11.02.11 | Tips
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Inconveniencing Others Makes Me Feel Alive
ISSUE 44•36 | 09.03.08 | Commentary
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Bush Lets War Widow Punch His Arm Once
ISSUE 44•35 | 08.26.08 | News in Brief
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Cop Vows To Hunt Down Punk Who Successfully Pressed Brutality Charges Against His Partner
ISSUE 44•34 | 08.18.08 | News in Brief
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Local Man Vows Revenge Against Atlantic Ocean
ISSUE 43•33 | 08.13.07 | News in Brief
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When I Die, I'm Going To Haunt The Fuck Out Of You People
ISSUE 43•16 | 04.18.07 | Commentary
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Kim Jong-Il Interprets Sunrise As Act Of War
ISSUE 42•44 | 10.31.06 | News
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Child In Corner To Exact Revenge As Soon As He Gets Out
ISSUE 42•34 | 08.21.06 | News
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Copy Editor's Revenge Takes Form Of Unhyphenated Word
ISSUE 42•09 | 02.27.06 | News in Brief
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Customer Service Operator Safely In Remote Location
ISSUE 40•34 | 08.25.04 | News in Brief
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God Re-Floods Middle East
ISSUE 38•16 | 05.01.02 | News
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All Seven Deadly Sins Committed At Church Bake Sale
ISSUE 37•45 | 12.12.01 | News
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U.S. To Arab World: 'Stop Hating Us Or Suffer The Consequences'
ISSUE 46•26 ISSUE 37•41 | 11.14.01 | News in Brief
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U.S. Vows To Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With
ISSUE 37•34 | 09.26.01 | News
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Area Applebee's A Hotbed Of Machiavellian Political Maneuvering
ISSUE 36•23 | 06.21.00 | News
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Brutal Gang Rape Gives Screenplay More 'Punch'
ISSUE 35•41 | 11.10.99 | News in Brief
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Disgruntled Ninja Silently Kills 12 Co-Workers
ISSUE 35•35 | 09.29.99 | News
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Hall Monitor Pushed Into Girls' Restroom
ISSUE 35•22 | 06.09.99 | News
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Aztec Extremists Cut Out Visiting Pope's Heart
ISSUE 35•03 | 01.27.99 | News in Brief
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Wacky Morning DJ Vows To Hunt Down Scum That Killed His Partner
ISSUE 32•10 | 10.07.97 | News
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Every New Yorker Found Murdered
ISSUE 30•14 | 11.12.96 | News in Brief
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Chuck Norris Fighting For Everyone Who Can't Fight Back
ISSUE 30•06 | 09.18.96 | News in Brief
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Enraged Gorilla Beats, Maims Luggage Manufacturer
ISSUE 29•02 | 01.22.96 | Archive
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Police to Pillage, Terrify Community
ISSUE 28•13 | 11.06.95 | Archive
My Revenge Will Be Rushed And Unfulfilling
ISSUE 46•03 | 01.19.10 | Commentary
Ah, yes. The time is at hand. No more shall the countless humiliations you have heaped upon me go unanswered. At last, the moment of reckoning. A... more»