Secret Service's Prostitution Scandal Did Not Affect President's Security, White House Adviser Madame Chartreuse Says

WASHINGTON—The alleged misconduct of Secret Service personnel accused of soliciting prostitutes in Colombia last month did not at any time compromise President Obama's ...

Department Of Interior Employee Caught Embezzling 50,000 Wolves

BILLINGS, MT—In what is being called the largest wildlife embezzlement scheme in more than 40 years, Department of Interior employee Stephen...

In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume

The pardon assures that Libby will not face any more repercussions for his role in the Valerie Plame scandal or be eaten on Thanksgiving.

Burned Lower Half Of Mort's Face Revealed In 'Bazooka Joe' Stunner

NEW YORK—"The shocking unveiling of that blistered face is a paradigm shift on a scale never before seen in bubble-gum literature," said artist Martin ...

Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.

Karl Rove Accused Of Throwing Midterm Elections

Putting off their victory celebrations, Democrats struggled to figure out what machinations Rove had already put into motion with the surprise electoral sweep.

Ken Lay's Children Inherit 4,000 Pensions

The "unbelievably generous" inheritance was the last of many such gifts given by Mr. Lay over the years, including stock options and liquidated health-care plans.

New Ed McMahon Autobiography Reveals He Slept With 7 Women

LOS ANGELES—In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, the just-published Ed McMahon autobiography,...

Secret Service's Prostitution Scandal Did Not Affect President's Security, White House Adviser Madame Chartreuse Says

Department Of Interior Employee Caught Embezzling 50,000 Wolves

In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume

Burned Lower Half Of Mort's Face Revealed In 'Bazooka Joe' Stunner

Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

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Sammy Sosa Arrives At Rangers Camp With Bag Of Steroids

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NFL Grants Michael Vick Permission To Flip Off Atlanta Fans, Press

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Millions Of Americans Buying Floyd Landis-Inspired Bracelets

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Abu Ghraib Inside Joke Lost On Rest Of World

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Outgoing HHS Secretary Tommy Thompson Caught With Briefcase Full Of Flu Vaccine

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Defiant Milosevic Eats Big, Sloppy Sandwich During Trial

Karl Rove Accused Of Throwing Midterm Elections

Ken Lay's Children Inherit 4,000 Pensions

New Ed McMahon Autobiography Reveals He Slept With 7 Women