New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick
Tech Trends looks at the new Samsung Apex, a wearable computing device that streams videos into one eye, the internet into the other, and sucks ...
Fossilized Evidence Reveals Spazosaurus Was Largest Doofus To Ever Roam Earth
MOAB, UT—U.S. paleontologists reportedly unearthed a nearly intact skeleton of a Spazosaurus Tuesday, an extraordinary discovery providing evidence indicating that the awkward, uncoordinated ...
Scientists Find Link Between How Pathetic You Are, How Fast You Respond To Emails
CHICAGO—According to a study published this week in the Journal Of Contemporary Ethnography, scientists at the University of Chicago have established a definitive link ...
Scientists Probably Discover A New Species Of Frog
They’re Always Doing That Kind Of Shit
WASHINGTON—In what is probably being hailed as some sort of groundbreaking discovery, sources confirmed Friday that scientists have most likely identified a new species ...
Scientists Discover Mollusks Are Next Evolutionary Stage For Humans
ANN ARBOR, MI—In a breakthrough study that researchers say adds important insight into the evolution of Homo sapiens, scientists at the University of Michigan ...
