Restaurant Patrons Entranced By Sizzling Order Of Fajitas

FORT WAYNE, IN—"Usually sizzling is reserved for the kitchen, so it was intoxicating to witness something sizzle out in the open like that," said ...

Reaganomics Finally Trickles Down To Area Man

BANGOR, ME—"He may not have lived to see it, but I'm sure President Reagan is up in heaven smiling down on me," said ...

MUNDELEIN, IL—A legendary Burger King employee, known across the land for the heroic and selfless deed of randomly inserting a single onion...

LOS ANGELES—"It was the most amazing performance I've seen from him since I saw a bus that had his Gap ad on the ...

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—New Jersey Nets shooting guard Vince Carter announced Wednesday that he had hired an on-court assistant to handle all...

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—After years on the job, members of the Manilla Grill waitstaff reported Monday that they are tired of having sex with each ...

LOUISVILLE, KY—A local multiethnic McDonald’s crew, blind to skin color, stand united in an effort to make a better burger.

BARTLESVILLE, OK—17-year-old Jeremy Prusher's manager said that although he is young, he is perfectly capable of closing the Subway.