Michael Jordan Accidentally Leaves For Honeymoon With One Of His Mistresses
PALM BEACH, FL—Following an extravagant wedding ceremony attended by hundreds of famous guests, former NBA star Michael Jordan inadvertently left for his honeymoon with ...
Chris Berman Loudly Weighs In On Jason Collins Story
BRISTOL, CT—Following professional basketball player Jason Collins’ revelation that he is a homosexual, making him the first active player in a major American team ...
Dolphins WR Mike Wallace Comes Out As Stupid Asshole
MIAMI—The sports world was shocked today as Miami Dolphins wide receiver Mike Wallace outed himself as a stupid asshole, sources close to the professional ...
Gay Teen Still Going To Buy LeBron James Jersey
LAWRENCEVILLE, NJ—After learning NBA center Jason Collins became the first active player from a major American team sport to come out as a homosexual ...
Athlete Arrested
HOUSTON—According to numerous sources, a star athlete of the city’s professional sports team was reportedly arrested in the late hours of yesterday evening ...
