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  • Nation's Telephone Conversation Fans Thrilled By Long-Awaited Mayweather-Pacquiao Phone Call
  • Controversial GoDaddy.com Super Bowl Commercial To Feature Scantily Clad Woman Performing Late-Term Abortion
  • Brandon Marshall Proves What He’s Capable Of If Defenses Play At 50 Percent
  • Crocodile Chokes To Death On Curt Schilling
  • Offensive Lineman Uses Expressive Poetry To Deeply Move Linebacker
  • Inconsistent Indiana Ranked 2nd And 24th In New AP Poll

Greg Schiano Leaves Spotlight Of Rutgers Football For Low-Profile Buccaneers Job 02.03.12

TAMPA, FL—New Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Greg Schiano explained to reporters Friday his decision to leave Rutgers, saying the mid-Florida football team offered his family the privacy and anonymity he missed during his years in the Rutgers spotlight. more»

Cocky Giants' D Reveals Game Plan That They Will Try And Tackle Tom Brady 02.03.12

News is breaking all over Indy as the Giants reveal their plans to tackle Tom Brady, Belichick rallies the troops with genital mutilation, and Peyton Manning gets over the Colts with some casual football. more»

Rangers Mistakenly Attempt To Woo Roy Oswalt By Touting Dallas' Gay Nightlife Scene 02.03.12

DALLAS—Sought-after free agent pitcher Roy Oswalt said he was "flattered and impressed" by the effort the Texas Rangers made in trying to sign him this week, but admitted he had no idea why the team made such a point of emphasizing the abu... more»

1,000 'Bleacher Report' Writers Descend On Super Bowl Media Day 02.02.12

INDIANAPOLIS—Sports journalists and television crews were pushed aside during Super Bowl Media Day on Tuesday as more than 1,000 writers for the website BleacherReport.com entered Lucas Oil Stadium to acquire material for their trademark style of re... more»

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College Football Signing Day

As Signing Day approaches, Onion Sports analysts break down the nation's top prep prospects. 

Keys To The Matchup

Super Bowl XLVI

It's Super Bowl time, and our analysts have methodically outlined what the Pats and Giants have to do so that fans don't feel vaguely disappointed by this uninspiring game.

Strongside/Weakside

Eli Manning

He has one Super Bowl ring and has led his team to another NFC Championship Game, but many still aren't ready to call Eli an elite quarterback. Is he any good?

What To Watch For
Outside The Pro Bowl (OSN) 5:30 p.m. EST/4:30 p.m. CST OSN analysts continue their annual tradition of mentioning the occasional football-related item while taping the company's outing to Hawaii.

Sports History
1991: The Bills lose Super Bowl XXV to the Giants by a score of 20-19, the first of the four consecutive Super Bowl defeats that would truly cement their legacy as the Team of the ’90s.