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  • Carlos Beltran First Player To Homer From Three Sides Of The Plate
  • Reggie Bush Listed As Product For Sale On Nike's Web Site
  • Tim Tebow Impressing Broncos With Absence
  • Success Of I'll Have Another Making Nation's Other 3-Year-Olds Feel Inadequate
  • Pau Gasol Blamed For Making Kobe Bryant Sound Like Asshole
  • Bryce Harper Asks Manager Where Bats Come From

Phoenix Coyotes Pretend Homeless Drifters At Greyhound Bus Station Are Fans Welcoming Team Home 05.25.12

PHOENIX—Upon returning from their elimination from the Western Conference Finals Tuesday, the Phoenix Coyotes convinced themselves that the homeless drifters occupying the Greyhound bus station were adoring fans waiting to welcome them back. more»

Wrigley Field Supporters Propose Tearing Down Rest Of Chicago 05.25.12

CHICAGO—A coalition of die-hard Cubs fans and Wrigley Field supporters introduced a drastic proposal at a Chicago city council meeting Tuesday, angrily calling for the demolition of the expensive, obsolete, 175-year-old city surrounding the beloved ... more»

David Ortiz Claims He Just Saw Submarine In Kansas City Royals Fountain 05.22.12

KANSAS CITY, MO—Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz excitedly informed everyone in his team's dugout that he had just spotted a submarine splashing around in the Kauffman Stadium fountain behind the outfield fence in Kansas City, sources confirmed... more»

Cool Basketball Fan Calls Sport 'B-Ball' 05.21.12

HOBBS, NM—According to friends of the man, area cool basketball fan Kip Conroy calls the sport "b-ball," even though that is not the sport’s official name. "Kip's always like, 'Want to play some b-ball?' or 'Did you se... more»

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Why Women's Professional Soccer Failed in the U.S.

With the sad and unnecessary death of Women's Professional Soccer last week, there is no longer a professional standalone women's soccer league in the United States.

Keys To The Matchup

Spurs/Thunder

It's time for the Western Conference Finals, featuring an archetypical dynamic young team and an archetypical veteran team with strong fundamentals.

Strongside/Weakside

Metta World Peace

Mr. World Peace changed his name last year in order to show he'd rejected the hooliganism that got him in trouble as Ron Artest, but he's also coming off a seven-game suspension for a blind elbow.

What To Watch For
The Baseball Show (OSN2) 3:30 p.m. EDT/2:30 p.m. CDT The panel breaks down Jamie Moyer's pitching motion by looking at game footage in super-fast motion.

Sports History
1957: Bill Laimbeer is born, but not before making his presence known inside and causing his mother extensive internal bruising.
Fan On The Street »

On Manchester City’s First Title Since 1968

"Those guys don't play for the wealth or the glory. They play for the sheer love of the goal-differential tiebreaker."

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