Same Americans Who Made Taylor Swift Popular Polled On Constitutionality Of Health Care Reform

WASHINGTON—Americans, a group of people directly responsible for the popularity of country-pop singer Taylor Swift, were asked by an independent research group Wednesday to ...

Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney's Funeral

Selection of the location for Paul McCartney's funeral is generating anticipation for the mourning period following his death.

Al-Qaeda Marching Band To Join Macy's Parade After Incredible Audition

NEW YORK—Following an audition that "knocked [their] socks off," organizers of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade announced today they would allow the al-Qaeda ...

Concert Spent Constantly Verifying Presence Of Coat-Check Ticket In Pocket

PROVIDENCE, RI—Eric Zamore, 28, reportedly spent the majority of a concert Friday night frantically confirming that his coat-check ticket was still in his pants ...

97-Year-Old Dies Unaware Of Being Violin Prodigy

ROCKFORD, IL—Retired post office branch manager Nancy Hollander, 97, died at her home of natural causes Tuesday, after spending her life completely unaware that ...

DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico

The DEA says Lil Wayne is an indispensable weapon against Mexican drug cartels having eradicated 40 tons of marijuana alone by smoking it himself.

Man Who Enjoys Popular Rock Songs Discovers Perfect Radio Station

ROCHESTER, NY—Sean Ridgeway, a 36-year-old carpenter who is fond of popular rock 'n' roll music from the late 1960s to the present, told...

Ominous Music Heard Throughout U.S. Sends Nation Into Panic

Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and ...

Same Americans Who Made Taylor Swift Popular Polled On Constitutionality Of Health Care Reform

Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney's Funeral

Al-Qaeda Marching Band To Join Macy's Parade After Incredible Audition

Concert Spent Constantly Verifying Presence Of Coat-Check Ticket In Pocket

97-Year-Old Dies Unaware Of Being Violin Prodigy

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Is This The New Face Of Jazz Or Getty Images Stock Photo #LS008662?

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Rod Stewart Mistaken For Elderly Aunt

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Cheering Crowd Actually Trying To Get Attention Of Guy Behind Iron Maiden

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Joe Walsh Executed To Keep 'Eagles Greatest Hits' Sales Ahead Of 'Thriller'

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Biden Quietly Singing Pearl Jam's 'Even Flow' During Security Briefing

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DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico

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