No One In Limo Going To Prom With The One They Wanted
INDEPENDENCE, MO—None of the six students in the white stretch limousine presently en route to Harry Truman High School’s senior prom are attending ...
Teens Hold Clothing Drive For Classmate Who Dresses Really Ugly
On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy welcome two Sacramento teens who collected clothing for their classmate so she wouldn't have to look like a ...
Nation's Moms Invent New Recreational Drug To Worry About
DENVER—A new illicit drug that is incredibly cheap, highly addictive, and extremely easy to produce is appearing in school yards across the country, the ...
Dry Humping An Adequate Sex Alternative For Teens, Says Weird, Unsolicited Report From Department Of Interior
WASHINGTON—According to Beltway sources, confused White House staffers arrived at their desks Wednesday to find a meticulously researched, entirely unrequested report from the Interior ...
Age-Progression Technology Indicates Missing Child A Prostitute By Now
Today Now! utilizes computer technology to show a mother how rampant drug use and prostitution has ravaged her little girl's body.
