Political Scientists Discover New Form Of Government
WASHINGTON, DC—Political scientists at the Cato Institute announced Monday that they have inadvertently synthesized a previously theoretical...
Fred Thompson Fears Presidential Run Will Typecast Him As Politician
WASHINGTON, DC—Veteran character actor and Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson expressed worries to reporters Tuesday that a...
Clinton Blasts Obama For Slamming Edwards Jab
WASHINGTON, DC—Dissent continued to plague the 2008 presidential campaign this week, as Sen. Hillary Clinton had harsh words for Sen. Barack...
McCain Late To Debate Due To Greyhound Delays
DES MOINES, IA—Citing a series of unanticipated disruptions to the Greyhound bus service, a red-faced and breathless Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)...
Mysterious Congressman Challenges Leading Candidates To Debate At Dawn
WASHINGTON, DC—From atop the broad back of his steed, LaFollette, the Mysterious Congressman (D-WI) warned of his intentions to confront opponents with deadly wit.
