Gap Between Rich And Poor Named 8th Wonder Of The World
PARIS—At a press conference Tuesday, the World Heritage Committee officially recognized the Gap Between Rich and Poor as the "Eighth Wonder of the World ...
Art World Relieved As Thieves Steal Pretty Terrible Late Period Renoir Work
CHICAGO—The art world let out a collective sigh of relief Tuesday when it was announced that thieves had made off with one of Pierre-Auguste ...
Archaeologists Unearth Lousiest Civilization Ever
'What A Bunch Of Losers,' Researchers Say
MANAUS, BRAZIL— Archaeologists working in a remote section of the Amazon Rainforest announced Tuesday that they have discovered the ancient remnants of what they claimed ...
Sierra Leone Diamond Miner Devastated By News Of Broken-Off Engagement
KENEMA, SIERRA LEONE—"They had so much in common," said local diamond miner Muwomba D'akari before momentarily blacking out from extreme exhaustion. D'akari ...
U.S. Economy Grinds To Halt As Nation Realizes Money Just A Symbolic, Mutually Shared Illusion
WASHINGTON—"I've spent the last 24 years in this room yelling 'Buy, buy! Sell, sell!' but what have I actually accomplished? All I've ...
