Julian Assange Fired From IT Job At Pentagon
ARLINGTON, VA—With officials describing his publication of sensitive U.S. State Department documents as "the last straw," Wikileaks founder Julian Assange was asked to ...
Hillary Clinton Drags Taliban Leader's Body Through Streets Of Kabul
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—As members of the international press looked on, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton rode on horseback through the streets of Kabul Monday, dragging ...
CIA Declassifies Thousands Of Black-Ops 'Humor In Uniform' Jokes
CHAPPAQUA, NY—"Since the dawn of the Cold War, certain humorous materials have been kept from the American public in the name of national security ...
Recent Rise In International Disputes Traced Back To Cute U.N. Tour Guide
NEW YORK—"She was...wow," Saudi delegate Ahmad Khouri said. "The first time I saw her, I was in the middle of speaking out on ...
Hillary Clinton Launches Intimidating New Fragrance Line
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Unveiling a bold scent described by its manufacturer as "steely, bracing, and curt, with notes of patent leather, sandalwood,...
