Small Town's UFO Scare Revealed To Be Alien Hoax (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC)
In local news, repeated "UFO" sightings in Pennington, IL have turned out to be nothing more than a silly prank perpetrated by visitors from another ...
Small Town Throws Pride Parade For Only Gay Resident
WONN5 reports that hundreds turned out to support Pennington's single gay resident Paul Webster.
Man Who Shit Pants In Grade School Awarded Purple Heart
In local news, a hero soldier from Pennington, IL is awarded for his service in Afghanistan barely ten years after he shit his pants in ...
Town's Teen-Pregnancy Spike Due To One Impressive Youth
In local news from Pennington, IL, a handsome teen who owns his own truck is responsible for over half of new pregnancies. More local news ...
Perfectly Good Tire Just Sitting There Behind The Kroger
The local Onion affiliate in Pennington, IL reports the tire is basically new and there for the taking.
