Bangladesh Factory Owners Vow To Change Nothing So That This Happens Again
SAVAR, BANGLADESH—In the wake of a garment factory collapse last month that claimed the lives of more than 1,100 laborers, clothing factory owners ...
Intact Benetton Shirt Miraculously Pulled From Bangladesh Rubble Weeks Later
DHAKA, BANGLADESH—Nearly three weeks after the tragic collapse of a factory building in Bangladesh, overjoyed representatives for the clothing company United Colors of Benetton ...
Palestinians, Israelis Come Together To Mock Obama's Hopelessly Naive Speech
JERUSALEM—Coming together for the first time in generations, Palestinian and Israeli citizens were reportedly seen gathered at the West Bank today mocking President Obama ...
‘It’s Like Biggie And Tupac All Over Again,’ Says Dumbass Of Korean Conflict
CLEVELAND—Following reports of newly heightened tensions between North and South Korea, local imbecile Aaron Weiss, 29, concluded today that the escalating international conflict was ...
Ugandan Powerball Jackpot Hits 31 Grains Of Rice
KAMPALA, UGANDA—Powerball mania continues to grip Uganda after last night's nationwide lottery drawing failed to generate a winner, pushing the prize total up ...
