Evolution Going Great, Reports Trilobite
Slowly inching his segmented exoskeleton across the floor of the primordial waters, a local marine arthropod, class Trilobita, reported that Earth's natural evolution was ...
African-Americans Go From Being No Good At Sports To Being Only Good At Sports
The late 1940s and '50s saw a role reversal unprecedented in the history of sport, as African-Americans—once thought incapable of physically...
Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization
Researchers conducting the Friendster excavation say the site has been deserted since the year 2005 A.D.
Early Humans Finally Drunk Enough To Invent Dancing
Prominent ethnochoreologists now believe that roughly 20,000 years ago, early humans finally consumed an amount of fermented fruits and vegetables...
Woman Domesticated
Once burdened with physically demanding chores, exhausting farm work, and other unpleasant duties, man's quality of life dramatically improved after his successful domestication of ...
